animalstalkinginallcaps: OH GOD, WHERE AM I? WHAT DAY IS IT? WHY WON’T MY BODY MOVE PROPERLY? WHERE ARE MY FRIENDS? WHAT COUNTRY AM I IN? WHAT IS MY NAME?  AH, IT’S NO USE. I CAN’T REMEMBER. IT’S ALL GONE. EVERYTHING, JUST GONE. LOST IN A FOG OF PAIN AND NAUSEA. … … DAMN YOU, TEQUILA! 

animalstalkinginallcaps:

OH GOD, WHERE AM I? WHAT DAY IS IT? WHY WON’T MY BODY MOVE PROPERLY?

WHERE ARE MY FRIENDS? WHAT COUNTRY AM I IN? WHAT IS MY NAME? 

AH, IT’S NO USE. I CAN’T REMEMBER. IT’S ALL GONE. EVERYTHING, JUST GONE. LOST IN A FOG OF PAIN AND NAUSEA.

…

…

DAMN YOU, TEQUILA! 

2 weeks ago

luvvdivine:

trumpetnista:

killacamz:

elizabeth-antoinette:

ikenbot:

freeselfdefense:

Rape Escape

  • Easy and very effective
  • Requires nothing but your body
  • Includes attack

Very useful to know, pass and share please.

Worth watching

USEFUL, REBLOG!

Signal BOOST!

WATCH AND REBLOG!

2 weeks ago

missinglinc:

Cuz I put it! Down like that, down like that!

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And I’m making! All these racks, all these racks!

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And I moving! ‘Round like that! Round like that!

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(via beyoncegifs)

4 weeks ago

escapedgoat:

roropcoldchain:

slay-z:

mariavontraphouse:

il-tenore-regina:

thedarkchocolatedandy:

malanga-coco:

youarenotyou:

crackerhell:

milesjai:

A MESS

girl

girl

grl

girl

grl

grl

gl

gl

gl

stop

good lord

Oh shit lmao!!! Yall really got me rollin in the doctors office

Oh sweetie….no girl. That’s not the look. 

LMFAO OH MY GOD

BABY NO

SO YOU JUST GON NOT INVITE YO PINKY TOES TO THE FUNCTION?!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

WTF YO?

Besides the fact that she looks like she’s wearing a tube top with a duvet cover, why the fuck are her pinky toes segregated from the rest of her toes? What is this apartheid shit

1 month ago

When I have a drunken heart-to-heart with my best friend

whatshouldwecallme:

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oh creepy sloth, you win again.

1 month ago

thelastasiantimelord:

son-of-mercury:

theramen:

starry-dawn:

merrymethods:

That cat is not even playful, he is downright -concerned- about this fucking penguin aelinawhwa

CAT: ARE YOU OKAY SMALL WIBBLY ANIMAL

S-sir? Sir, what are you-

Sir, are you-

Sir, please stop.

Sir

Are you okay?

I can’t remember if I blogged this or not but oh my fucking cute.

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He’s just trying to help.

(Source: 01012012, via escapedgoat)

1 month ago
she was totally asking for it.

she was totally asking for it.

(Source: chispaputalawea, via itsmetashieka)

1 month ago

Cats That Look Like Male Models (21 Pics)

(Source: getoutoftherecat)

1 month ago
amaayzing: infamousvikas: emopeacock: xo-muchlovefor1d-xo: miranduhhlynn: here-therein-we-lie: averyheartlessknight: sleTep-for-days: vinnysgotswagg: ifyoufeelthatway: tkaaay: bigtimecrushonsomeone: 30rockasaurus: fuckyeaaaah-xx: iwannahavethelifethatyouhave: jforjoelle: last time i did this my wish really came true. so im going to wish again nothing to lose. :)) Let’s hope Why not? :) *crossing fingers* pretty much^^^^ i got nothing to lose. (: Last time i did this my wish came true. Jesus Christ if my wish comes true I will piss im fucking crying of joy at the /thought/ of my wish coming true… it came true last time…so why not <3 hoping and praying… Why not. lets see. my wish came true……………..this is creepy

amaayzing:

infamousvikas:

emopeacock:

xo-muchlovefor1d-xo:

miranduhhlynn:

here-therein-we-lie:

averyheartlessknight:

sleTep-for-days:

vinnysgotswagg:

ifyoufeelthatway:

tkaaay:

bigtimecrushonsomeone:

30rockasaurus:

fuckyeaaaah-xx:

iwannahavethelifethatyouhave:

jforjoelle:

last time i did this my wish really came true. so im going to wish again

nothing to lose. :))

Let’s hope

Why not? :)

*crossing fingers*

pretty much^^^^

i got nothing to lose. (:

Last time i did this my wish came true.

Jesus Christ if my wish comes true I will piss

im fucking crying of joy at the /thought/ of my wish coming true…

it came true last time…so why not

<3

hoping and praying…

Why not.

lets see.

my wish came true……………..this is creepy

(via escapedgoat)

1 month ago
tastefullyoffensive: [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

(via bruhmanfif)

1 month ago